These are all the Mexicali "That's What She Said!" quotes that I have... If you Mexicali members remember more, feel free to tell me so I can add them.
That's what she said...
"We can make it work in both holes!" - Rick Olson
"Hey...try to see if you can fit your whole hand around it..." - Ashley D. or Bevyn W.
"Pinch it lower. Don’t pinch the pink!" - Aaron
"Dude, how long can you do that?" - ...Unknown...
"Just grab the hot dog and bring the condiments over.." - Aaron
"I’ll have to take it little by little" - Dani L.
"It has to go deeper!" - Jachan D.
"Last night at this time, you were still going strong!" - Andrew, Bevyn
"Tilt your head that way...for 2 seconds..." - Weston
"Don’t pull out too fast..." - ...Unknown...
"I do it for your pleasure." - Ashley D.
"I hit it and it all fell out..." - Ashley D.
"I’m totally strattling you right now..." - Ashley D.
"When are you guys ever going to put your thing up?" - Ashley D.
"We do it every night - it’s like a ritual!" - Ashley D.
"Bend over more - I can’t see!" - Megan
"When are you guys ever going to put your thing up?" - Ashley D.
"Kyle, KEEP GOING!... Shut up, JUST GO!" - Jachan
So Kyle was trying to tell me, and the whole room a story, but basically me, and he kept bunny trailing. Jachan wanted to hear the story, but the bunny trailing was pissing him off. He was half awake when this is happening, so it sounded like he was moaning...
The funniest thing from Mexicali, and it wasn't even a "That's What She Said!"
"Wait a minute, let me go get my strap-on..." - Kyle
Probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. I laughed for a solid 10 minutes straight, drooling all over, curled up in a ball. There are no words to explain how funny this was at 11:30 at night, when he was going to go take a shower. He just puts one foot out the door, and turns around, straight faced and says this. I laughed till I turned blue, and my veins popped out... Just everything about this quote was hilarious...
Funny crap that only the guys will understand...
"He told me to!" - Eric Bateman
